ANOINTED. BEARDED. UNBOTHERED - 100% Beard - 0% Soy Boy

Because anointing looks better with a beard.

This unisex tee is for the bold saints who don’t flinch, don’t fold, and don’t shave. It’s for the warriors who walk with oil on their heads, fire in their bones, and beards that don’t apologize. The Anointed. Bearded. Unbothered.™ tee says it all — holy, rugged, and FireTested.

📛 Front: “ANOINTED. BEARDED. UNBOTHERED.™”
👕 Back: Blank — conviction doesn’t need a backside
🔥 Left Sleeve: FireTested Gear mark
🧵 Clean inner neck label Easter egg: “Warning, Beard may Intimidate”
🛡 Available up to 5XL — because the remnant army comes in all sizes.

Introducing our Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee, the perfect balance of comfort and conviction. Rugged enough for the wilderness, clean enough for the sanctuary, and bold enough to spark conversations that sharpen iron.

Product features: Shoulder tape for added durability and stability. Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetic appeal. Ribbed knit collar retains shape and ensures comfort. Made from strong, smooth fabric ideal for printing with bold graphics. Ethically sourced cotton, ensuring quality and sustainability.

Care instructions: Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Do not iron print. Do not dryclean. Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F). Tumble dry low heat.

📏 Sizes + Fit
Available in sizes S to 5XL. True-to-size fit with unisex cut. Quality print, soft feel, durable cotton.

(Spoiler: worth it… because no other shirt lets you walk in anointing, rock a beard, and stay unbothered at the same time.)