I Got Verbal Jiu-Jitsu… | just ask my AI

Because sometimes… words hit harder than punches.

This unisex tee is for the smart-mouths, quick-thinkers, and anyone who’s ever shut down an argument with surgical precision. Powered by caffeine, sarcasm, and maybe a little AI backup… this shirt lets the world know your tongue is black-belt certified.

📛 Front: “I Got Verbal Jiu-Jitsu…” with retro terminal-style design
💬 Subtitle: “[ AI TERMINAL ACTIVE ] > just ask my AI”
🔥 Left Sleeve: FireTested Gear mark
🧵 Printed on soft, durable cotton with a clean inner label Easter egg: “Run: verbal_jiujitsu.exe”
🛡️ Available up to 5XL — because debate club champs come in all sizes

Introducing our Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee, the perfect blend of comfort and tech-savvy swagger. Whether you’re shutting down trolls online, winning debates IRL, or just flexing your brainpower in the coffee shop, this shirt is your armor in the battlefield of words.

Ideal for coders, thinkers, gamers, and anyone who’s ever dropped a verbal suplex mid-conversation.

Product features
Shoulder tape for added durability and stability
Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetic appeal
Ribbed knit collar retains shape and ensures comfort
Made from strong, smooth fabric ideal for printing with unique flecks
Ethically sourced cotton, ensuring quality and sustainability

Care instructions
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Do not iron
Do not dry clean
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Tumble dry: low heat

📏 Sizes + Fit
Available in sizes S to 5XL
True-to-size fit with unisex cut
Quality print, soft feel, durable cotton

(Spoiler: worth it… because sometimes the knockout punch is verbal.)