Detox Mode | God, garlic, and binders

Because cleansing isn't cute... but someone’s gotta do it.

This unisex tee is for the ones who’ve seen the die-off, smelled the sulfur, and lived to bind another day.
From microbe meltdowns to parasite purges, this shirt is your uniform in the battlefield of bio-warfare.

📛 Front: “DET🦠X MODE” with a hidden germ icon
💬 Subtitle: “God, garlic, and binders.”
🔥 Left Sleeve: FireTested Gear mark
🧵 Printed on soft, durable cotton with a clean inner label Easter egg: “Not crazy. Just cleansing.”
🛡️ Available up to 5XL — because toxic burdens come in all sizes

Introducing our Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee, a perfect addition to your casual wardrobe that blends comfort and savage humor effortlessly. This tee is made for healing warriors, binder takers, and anyone who's ever been told "it's just detox."
Whether you're home taking activated charcoal or out rebuking EMFs at Whole Foods, this shirt says what your body’s already screaming.

Ideal for gifting, sharing, or wearing proudly while you Herx in public.

Product features
Shoulder tape for added durability and stability
Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetic appeal
Ribbed knit collar retains shape and ensures comfort
Made from strong, smooth fabric ideal for printing with unique flecks
Ethically sourced cotton, ensuring quality and sustainability

Care instructions
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Do not iron
Do not dry clean
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Tumble dry: low heat

📏 Sizes + Fit
Available in sizes S to 5XL
True-to-size fit with unisex cut
Quality print, soft feel, durable cotton

(Spoiler: worth it… because detoxing should come with merch.)