Prophets wore beards, not skinny jeans

Because prophets didn’t rock skinny jeans… they rocked kingdoms.

This unisex tee is for the rugged remnant… the ones who speak truth, swing swords, and sharpen others with every step. If your beard’s got more oil than a youth pastor’s altar call, this one's for you. The Prophets Wore Beards Not Skinny Jeans tee cuts straight through the fluff… just like the prophets did.

📛 Front: “PROPHETS WORE BEARDS NOT SKINNY JEANS”
👕 Back: Blank… conviction’s loud enough from the front
🔥 Left Sleeve: FireTested Gear mark
🧵 Clean inner neck label Easter egg: “Beard Sharpens Beard”
🛡 Available up to 5XL… because the remnant ain't one size fits all

Introducing our Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee… strong, unapologetic, and built like the men it honors. Whether you're preaching, planting, or packing firewood, this shirt holds up. It's more than fashion… it's a statement.

Product features:
Shoulder tape adds durability and structure
Ribbed knit collar holds shape over time
Smooth, heavyweight cotton perfect for bold prints
Ethically sourced cotton for a clean conscience and cleaner design
Seamless construction… no awkward side seams

Care instructions:
Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F). Tumble dry low. No bleach. No ironing the print. No dry cleaning. Just toss it in and go speak truth.

📏 Sizes + Fit
True-to-size with a classic unisex cut. From S to 5XL… because Kingdom warriors come in all builds.

(Spoiler: this shirt may cause conviction, compliments, or a spontaneous sermon.)