Because some rules were made to be rebuked... and some grass was meant to grow.
This tee is for the truth-walkers who’ve survived HOA fines, rogue citations, and neighborly Pharisees. You don’t need approval - you’ve got discernment and a slightly overgrown front lawn.
📛 Front: "STANDING IN THE YARD REBUKING HOA FINES" 🌱 Sub-text: "And your grass-length legalism." 📖 Easter Egg: Isaiah 10:1 (for the overzealous ordinance writers) 🕵️♂️ Collar Tag: "I passed inspection... barely" 🌿 Sleeve: Inspector stick figure measuring grass 🔥 Material: Field-tested cotton with a holy resistance to HOA drama 🛡️ Sizes: S to 5XL - because freedom isn’t one-size-fits-all
🧵 Product Features
True-to-size unisex cut Ribbed collar + shoulder tape Strong seams, soft feel Print holds up - even under citation Ethically sourced (unlike your HOA bylaws)
🧼 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold Tumble dry low Do not iron over grass measurements Do not dry clean (even if your neighbor thinks you should)
📏 Sizing + Fit
S to 5XL Unisex, true fit Doesn’t ride up when rebuking
